Wow this sucks I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
(via nyxfaei)
nursing homes are great. you see one old person and the staff are like oh that’s james, he has every heart condition known to man and has been pronounced dead 6 times. he’s here temporarily for a broken wrist and then going back home to live by himself on his farm 2 hours from the nearest hospital. then you see another old person and they’re like that’s louise, there’s literally nothing wrong with her she’s just 107 years old. she torments us for fun.
I’m glad that even if square enix fails to respect most of its legacy, they never forgot how to be godawful at business
let’s release our flagship high budget rpg, which is already a bit controversial among older fans, exclusively on the new and expensive console so we can get scared when it doesn’t sell as much as we hoped. for old times’ sake.
lesson inexplicably taken away: the market hates turn based combat
(via piejumper)
what kind of cutie marks would you guys have… be honest
and what kind of pony would you be… and be realistic
you know what I’m gonna say it it’s super lame to reblog this with “how the hell would I know” or some variant because like you literally have the option to just decide based on your interests or what you would just like. There are people saying they’d be an alicorn with a blunt cutie mark. there is no reason to give me this i didn’t ask some deep though provoking question i asked what kind of pony you’d be and what symbol would be on your pony ass. man up and be a pony.
(via hotsugarbyglassanimals)
| Anonymous asked:
You HAVE to watch good omens!!!! |
Cant. Sorry. Strict wank scedule
also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck
“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads
(via obrigadinha)
so many ppl in that last post said they first heard I can’t decide from a gravity falls video like what do you mean. gravity falls is so recent *realizes 2012 was over a decade ago* okay well it’s still crazy to not have heard that song until you were 13 *realizes people younger than me exist* :-(
how did y’all hear “i can’t decide” for the first time
that one yoai animation with a bunch of different anime guys on youtube
another animation meme
literally any normal way
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charmuro commission :3





